dammit, lost, you saucy minx. why must you tease me so? as if season 3's finale didn't mind fuck me enough. now you start throwing in allusions to literary works i've never read and scientific mumbo jumbo i will never understand. not that i don't enjoy spending an hour every wednesday night screaming and cursing at the television screen, and then proceed to spend at least 50% of my time at work on thursday trying to analyze the shit out of what i just witnessed. i've immersed myself so much into the lost universe that i just might need my very own frozen donkey wheel to get myself out. hm.. too far? probably.
but really, just answer these few simple questions before the show is over so i can rest easy at night.
1. why is aaron so damn special? i mean, it was a major story arc in seasons 1 and 2..
2. .. and speaking of special children, what the eff is up with walt and being able to send innocent birds to their impending doom?
3. why were those specific people chosen to be on the island? obviously you made a point to show that they were all connected through their ex neighbor's aunt's great granddaughter's boyfriend's cat's cousin for a reason.
4. umm why do characters just disappear for days/weeks at a time without any explanation and the other characters still worthy enough of screen time are completely accepting of it? um, hello, rose and bernard? vincent??
so obviously there are many many MANY more questions other than the ones i have posed that need to be answered. but really, that would probably take a good chunk of my life that could be used for more productive things... or other tv. whatever comes first. all i ask is that all the time i have (nerdily) invested in this show not be wasted by the explanation that everything is a loop and all the insane shit that has happened to them is their own doing. i might have to punch someone in the kidney if that's the case. yes, i'm talking to you darlton.
ps. please give sawyer his messy bed head unshaven lumberjack look back. thanks.
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